How do you paralyze a blonde from the neck down? Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. What is the definition of gross ignorance? She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, What in the world are blind people doing driving? She fell out of the tree Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk. An average bottle of fruit orange juice may seem 'fresh' and 'healthy' to you and your family. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? They drowned at spring training. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? Agent Orange was against its religion.
The lack of punchline is the punchline. You need a quarter to use the phone. Why did the fruit bat eat the orange? This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. Because they can understand them. What do blondes and cow chips have in common? Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. McCoy from Star Trek say before performing brain surgery on a blonde? Why did the orange go to the doctor? When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, I'm sorry, we only have iceberg.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? What did the little chick say when its mother laid an orange? Orange juice going to talk to me! If I could swim, I'd come over there and teach you a lesson! Look at the orange marmalade. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? Lemon juice is much more acidic than orange juice, and contains less natural sugars and less water. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? Because they have nobody to go with. What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? The invitation What do blondes and turtles have in common? Anti Jokes or Anti Humor is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. They always forget the recipe. Do you now why a orange is smart? What do you call a blonde lesbian? Where do plastic oranges live? Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? Orange Short Jokes Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? The student then recited, Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding.
Again the blonde says, There is no mistake! After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. The second blonde said, I wish I were smarter than she is. The brunette leans over and smells the stain. Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best? The first blonde realized how this reflects badly on all blondes and thought, I'm gonna say something! A few things didn't make the original cut like comments but they'll be back soon. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They think their picture is being taken.
I miss my family, my husband, and my life. What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A seven and seven What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying Disney World Left! Only if you are diabetic, then there is never too much. They can't remember the number. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington bear eat? The genie asks, My dear, what's the matter? Too many blondes were drowning.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. In other places, all recyclables are collected in the same bin. He then says, First, no matter what I do, I cannot show you how to assemble these to look like that picture of a tiger. Replacing zest with juice in a recipe may water the recipedown and cause undesirable changes in flavor and consistency. How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? You put a little boogie in it! What are you guys still doing here? The genie says, Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one. The blonde has the puzzle spread out all over the table.
Why do the Tennessee Volunteers have orange jerseys? The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. The blonde whimpers, I wish my friends were still here. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Maneuver. Many juice drinks have additives which alter the pH greatly.
Four blondes at a four way stop. Apparently the survivors are marooned. The paper is high-quality virgin stock, and there is often a layer of valuable foil in juice boxes. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf to the store because it was too tight? How do you keep a blonde in suspense? The time is ripe for more words that rhyme with orange. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Alternatively, substituting lemonade from concentrate or out of a container will work just fine.