Witty and funny sayings. Clever Quotes and Sayings (260+ quotes) 2018-09-30

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Famous Quotes organized by author or category for your pleasure and convenience. William James To live is the rarest thing in the world. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. Clark There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done. Balance is not a word you can use in Versace fashion. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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Funny Quotes

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Confucius Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. A bus station is where the bus stops. Funny quotes are real treasures in a world that often takes itself way too seriously. They can make you cry, they can soothe the soul, they can express the longing of love, and thankfully, they can make you howl with laughter. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help? John Ruskin Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

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25 Witty and Funny Getting Old Quotes

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I can sit and look at it for hours. Unknown When I do good, I feel good. Dan Roam A successful business is either loved or needed. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Winston Churchill Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

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Clever Quotes and Sayings (260+ quotes)

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Persian proverb Whoever best describes a problem is the one most likely to solve it. If you don't mind, age don't matter. To find a good one, you must one hundred try. There is no better feeling in the world than to love someone or being loved by someone and this feeling possess great strong emotions. He is not only dull himself, but he is the cause of dullness in others. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


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Humorous Saying

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When we came to a stop the driver says he was following the flow of traffic and that I should have pulled the other car over instead. One is as though nothing is a miracle. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Why is bra singular and panties plural? A couple of years later he launched his blog. When you're wrong, no one forgets. My legs are missing you in between them. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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Clever, witty quotes

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So I wanted to say thank you and for you to know that whenever you posted this it is still very much in use by some of us out here in cyberspace. He who pays the piper calls the tune. Think about the mistakes you will make. Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. It is not just about the love between couples but these words also express the love between friends and families.

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Witty Funny Quotes

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All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid. Chinese proverb You will never find time for anything. Cry and the world laughs harder. If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping! She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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100 Funny Sayings, Quotes, and Phrases

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. They can provide just as much laughter, even though nobody took credit for them. I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. There are many funny short sayings that will help you to receive admiration as a person who has the gift of the gab. You can keep them away for a while, but sooner or later they will be back to suck your blood. Albert Einstein Don't find fault - find a remedy. Your not 15 and competing with High School students.

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195 Funny Clever Sayings about Life and Love

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The reason I decided to list number 3 is because these quotes and sayings are meant to inspire. The authors of these quotations is often a surprise, for example: Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. This is the secret of success. Ralph Waldo Emerson It is astonishing how long it takes to finish something you are not working on. More Witty Quotes and Sayings There are so many one-liner witty quotes that you might enjoy as well. In an age of social media—Twitter, Facebook and so on—funny quotes can give you something worthwhile to say, even when your own witty words momentarily escape you. These words are then take a form of quotes and used by many couples and lovers.

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Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes

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Willing is not enough; we must do. Also check : , , I want to suck u, lick u. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used. . You become smarter by being humble. I truly believe that amongst these famous sayings there is a maxim or a proverb for any every occasion. But I see now I should have been more specific.

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