Come to think of it, your face is old, too. Well, not until you spoke to me. This list was formulated out of the spirit of fun and playfulness. Shit happens — just look at your face! I was gonna ask you the same thing! I think we all have, and you know how creepy that can be. Luckily, talking back is one way to respond! Someday, you might actually say something intelligent.
Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Still, dogs are better than them. I guess not all wishes come true. Oh, my gaydar just went off on you, honey! She moved me over to the side to take my place in line, giving the excuse that she just went to the bathroom. Which is what you should be right now. We should speak with each other more often.
I can assure you though, he will probably go home at the end of the night, and drunkenly do a Google search on you to see if any mug shots or police reports pop up. It must have been a long, lonely journey. This is a pretty clever way to ask them out. I think we all have, and you know how creepy that can be. As a matter of fact, I have a meeting with you later in some quiet place.
I need a comeback for this, she kinda stumped me the other night, and there's a good chance that this'll happen again, so I need you creative geniuses here to help me look better than I am and help me with a witty remark to make the next time this happens :uhh: In that case, you could say - Oops, sorry, I left my curved cue stick at home. Yet I can't seem to find anything great edit. I actually had a few cups of coffee, so I guess I should just leave you to it then. Oooh, this sounds like an invitation for something. Do you believe in love at first sight? Think about it like this you might just be coming across as mysterious, and that is more sexy than stupid wise cracks. Most of the time, a simple farewell is all it takes to end all the drama. Believe it or not, almost everyone of us has been in such a situation one time or another.
That he be charming and handsome. So which means he could have been an 'accident' if you know what I mean. The only way to make my day better is if you spend it with me. The way she says it is hot, and sexy and very flirty; and all she says is thank you - unbelievable! Though, actually, I wouldn't recommend a witty comeback at all. How many times have you been approached by a guy asking you what your sign is, or when your birthday is? Are you going to cite us when you use the provided witty comeback? This will definitely build some suspense and keep them hanging.
Inviting me to go out with you on a date. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Holes, Balls, Wood, Stick, this is just begging for some sexual line. ~For the times you just can't take it anymore. Sometimes, you might still be friends with someone you used to date. Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? Besides, she was the one who assumed you were gay in the first place, so the joke is on her. The only way to make my day better is if you spend it with me.
I thought you already knew you were a sociopath. Remember that mean people want you to disagree with them. This is the guy who honestly still thinks this line works on women. What's funny because he has like 5 siblings which is gross I hate children. You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
I pick up books like you pick up sweets! You just have bad luck at thinking. Ever wished you had the perfect comeback for that annoying guy who keeps flirting with you? Are you starting to sympathize with a big mouth bass from all of the bad lines tossed your way? I hate you if you ever insult anyone. Getting the courage to walk up to someone you find attractive in a crowded place is intimidating. Remember when I asked for your opinion? The only thing offending me right now is your face. A simple act of gratitude can throw their ill intentions out of whack. Besides, she was the one who assumed you were gay in the first place, so the joke is on her. Ah, nothing like a guy reminding you of breath, good or bad.
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend. No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night. Did someone leave your cage open? But if I were to collapse right now, it would be straight into your arms. Good Comebacks When somebody insults you, your brain is working just like when looking for answers for. Care to keep me company for a while? Have you been hit on more times than a Whackamole? ~If someone gives you, If everyone is jumping off a cliff, you would too? She moved me over to the side to take my place in line, giving the excuse that she just went to the bathroom. They probably are experiencing a bad day. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night. Do you really need to consult Physics Forums to help with this? This usually occurs within nerdy groups of people, much like in The Big Bang Theory. I worked with a really nice girl whom I had known for some time from previous classes. Because you just crashed and burned.