What are your other two wishes? Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest? Guys, have you ever crashed and burned approaching a woman with a stupid line? Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? Keep calm and take your pants off. Do you want to use me as a blanket? Isiah Real Life A girl came up to me at the gym and said to me, So, are you going to swipe left or swipe right? Because your making my penis levitate. When you add that little bit of misdirection at the end, it creates a little gotcha moment. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend. You'll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? They only have to deliver it somehow, and the door to paradise opens for them. Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks? Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. Hi, I was looking for a new friend and my boxers pointed at you.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room. That opened the door, and here I am today. Man - Excuse me, want to dance? Whether you are a boy or girl, if you want any man or woman in your life then you should give your first short. Because you look like you should be. If you come home with me, we can do whatever we want. Still, while we're alone in here. If you're relaxed and enjoying yourself, you're already on the right track.
Am I cute, or do you need another drink? Have you ever milked a cow before? Hopeless, and yet another classic. I am just sitting on my wallet. Can I taste yours for a change? You might get in trouble for that. If I was on you, I'd be coming too. Because I think I just met an angel.
So you know what it is made of? When you do think of her, the thoughts are like flowers in your mind. Because I am sure our feelings are mutual. I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves! So I heard you got the hots for me! Needless to say, I declined the invitation. I haven't seen my ex-wife for over ten years. I personally love cheesy jokes. Just saying 'hi' or engaging him or her in casual conversation is often the most successful approach. Want to know what the other one is called? I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.
She was very embarrassed and apologetic, and we ended up chatting. Remember, even the most witty and charming lines won't work if used in the wrong situation or to a non-receptive person, and most of the time there's no way of knowing until you try. Yaharrrr You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope. I just got out of Leavenworth. If you are interested in oral sex, press 2 now.
Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion. I'd like to be the flu so I could spend a couple of weeks with you in bed. Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. I hope yours is doing the same thing. Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head! Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel! I think you got your beauty sleep.
I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams. You know what would look really good on you? A smart girl would run, a blond would say, Is it a fruit flavoring? I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair. Or Raymond, like everybody else? Because it is totally illegal to look so good! Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine. One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. If I followed you home, would you keep me? Because You always seem wright for me.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? You and I would brie perfectly gouda. My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land. Suddenly this other man came out of nowhere and said to me, Sorry babe, the bar was busy. Because they are going to get 100% off tonight. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I'm looking at mine right now.
I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn. Hi, I'm doing an organ donation campaign, would you like to give me your heart? And watch them try to hold back their laugh. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don't multiply if I am correct. Look at that, men, free advice from the other team. One hour I'm thinking of you and another I'm thinking of us. At 20 points you get my phone number.
Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk. Because I Have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. Whatever your ultimate intention, finding the perfect introduction line to meet a stranger can be daunting, so I asked some singles to share either their favourite or most excruciatingly worst pick up moments. You will bring the breaker and I will stir my rod. Shes says No Well you just blew me away! I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice Hey do you want to be on top of the world? She will definitely get impress by the way you throw these flirt One lines for Girls and boys.