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You're so ugly you almost look like your mother. ~ Robert Reinhold ~ At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig. Yo mama so stupid she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
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