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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous. Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. If you like mingers and want to know the best ugly people jokes you're in the right place. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap.
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